Thursday, August 11, 2005

at least he has his health

this poor guy.


British police confirmed that after Melvyn Reed woke from his triple bypass heart operation earlier this year, his complicated marital affairs took a turn for a worse. All three of his spouses had turned up at the same time, despite his efforts to stagger their visits. [via MSNBC]

i don't know why but i always am fascinated by bigamists. i just don't see the appeal of extra sets of obligations. i know that no one would bigamize* me. mostly because i think that men can actually OD on whining. Thurston's probably reached some level of whine-poisoning in the last 24-hours alone. if he caught any extra whining from an alternative source, he'd be done for, for sure.

* yes, i realize that bigamy is not, in and of itself, a verb. i don't care. i like it that way.

1 Comments:

At 8/12/2005 10:10:00 AM, Anonymous Thirsty Thurston said...

I keep telling you that you are low maintenance, my dear. I love being your whine-o

 

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