at least he has his health

this poor guy.

British police confirmed that after Melvyn Reed woke from his triple bypass heart operation earlier this year, his complicated marital affairs took a turn for a worse. All three of his spouses had turned up at the same time, despite his efforts to stagger their visits. [via MSNBC]

i don't know why but i always am fascinated by bigamists. i just don't see the appeal of extra sets of obligations. i know that no one would bigamize* me. mostly because i think that men can actually OD on whining. Thurston's probably reached some level of whine-poisoning in the last 24-hours alone. if he caught any extra whining from an alternative source, he'd be done for, for sure.

* yes, i realize that bigamy is not, in and of itself, a verb. i don't care. i like it that way.