thank you, Captain Obvious

let me preface this by stating the following: i love Gary Sheffield. he makes me happy. (almost as happy as the Matsui "Spelling Bee" clip makes Thurston.) however, after reading his "explosive" interview with the Daily News, i can only wonder how he's managed to get himself so confused:

"It's not a family-oriented team. In L.A., wives can fly on the plane; with the Yankees they can't," the former Dodger said. "With other teams, the wives always have functions to bring them together. Not here."

maybe, Sheff, they just aren't keen on bonding with the star of an R. Kelly sex tape. i mean, i'm just saying...